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David Feldman - Golden Years

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David Feldman welcomes his golden years.

Filed under: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1781), aging (256)

 
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Views: 227

Posted: 06/19/2003

David Feldman - Treat our Teachers Better

We have to treat our teachers better.

Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1781), kids (597)

Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 485

David Feldman - Giving Back

David Feldman does the Lord's work.

Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1781), kids (597)

Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 421

David Feldman - Homelessness

People spend more on their pets than they do on the homeless.

Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1781), animals (400)

Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 367

David Feldman - Sex Education

Sex education begins at home.

Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1781), sex (906)

Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 346

David Feldman - Sexual Harassment

What constitutes sexual harassment?

Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1781), sex (906)

Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 280

David Feldman - Drug Wars

TV is the biggest opiate in this country.

Tags: David Feldman (14), kids (597), family (551)

Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 227

David Feldman - Golden Years

David Feldman welcomes his golden years.

Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1781), aging (256)

Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 227

David Feldman - Sexism

If women ran the world, there'd be no wars.

Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1781), sex (906)

Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 195

David Feldman - Cannibalism

Burying dead people is a waste.

Tags: David Feldman (14), men/women (840), The A-List (490)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 187

David Feldman - Legalize Narcotics

David Feldman wants to legalize all narcotics.

Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1781), TV (368)

Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 165

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Deon Cole - Old Names

It's hard to get excited about having sex with a Gladys.

Tags: Deon Cole (9), Comedy Central Presents (1781), sex (906)

Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 866

Eddie Ifft - Lost Baby in Amsterdam

He just bounced off the back!

Tags: Eddie Ifft (5), Comedy Central Presents (1781), parenting (93)

Posted: 02/27/09
Views: 990

Chris Porter - Honking in Traffic

Chris rarely gets pissed off in traffic.

Tags: Chris Porter (7), Comedy Central Presents (1781), driving (264)

Posted: 02/27/09
Views: 29,141

Dan Levy - Amsterdam

Some Amsterdam activities don't mix.

Tags: Dan Levy (6), Comedy Central Presents (1781), drugs (348)

Posted: 02/06/09
Views: 3,644

Jack Coen - Death

Funeral directors will rip you off big time.

Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1781), aging (256)

Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 254

Eddie Ifft - Drugs for the Elderly

Does anybody care if a 90-year-old does drugs?

Tags: Eddie Ifft (5), Comedy Central Presents (1781), drugs (348)

Posted: 02/27/09
Views: 8,724

Patton Oswalt - Anne Frank House

Patton Oswalt gets thrown out of the Anne Frank house.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (26), Comedy Central Presents (1781), history (86)

Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 2,573

Kevin Nealon - Self Improvement

Kevin Nealon buys computers for dummies.

Tags: Kevin Nealon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1781), food (493)

Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,048

Patton Oswalt - Amsterdam

For a minute, Patton Oswalt's life rocked.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (26), Comedy Central Presents (1781), drugs (348)

Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 6,418

Demetri Martin - Magical Place

Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.

Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1781), music (349)

Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 30,881


Ending It All

A very old woman realizes that she's seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of...

Posted: 12/01/2008

Jeffrey Ross: Dead Aunt

My aunt died, God bless her, at a ripe old age of 104. We called her Aunt Tique.

Posted: 10/30/2008

George Miller: Bragging About Age

I like elderly people, unless they brag about their age. 'Look at me. I'm 94 years old.' 'Well, good, that means you'll be passing away soon.'

Posted: 10/30/2008

Al Lubel: Night Panic

I was lying in bed last night, I got scared: 'What if I died right now from very immensely, incredibly delayed crib death?'

Posted: 11/02/2008

Baseball in Heaven

Two old men, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Abe turns to Sol and asks, "Do you think there's baseball...

Posted: 12/01/2008

Frog Talk

A grandson runs up to his grandfather and asks him if he can talk like a frog.

"Of course not," says the grandfather. A few minutes later,...

Posted: 12/01/2008

Doc Barham: Oldest Living Person Dies

I was reading in the celebrity obituary column. It said the Guinness Book of World Records' oldest living person had died. Carrie White died at the...

Posted: 11/03/2008

Andre Kelley: Adult Table

This was a really, really big year for me. I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults' table. That's 'cause, you know, somebody had to...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Dan Mintz: Pulling the Plug

Today was a sad day. We had to pull the plug on my grandmother 'cause I needed the outlet for my laptop.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Elvis vs. John McCain

Q: What's the difference between John McCain and Elvis?

A: Some say Elvis is still alive.

Posted: 12/01/2008

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