Who needs gum when you have Jesus?
Filed under: David Alan Grier (43), religion (776), Premium Blend (750)
Views: 338
Posted: 12/13/2001
David Alan Grier - Married Sex
Married sex and single sex are two different things.
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Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 18,537
David Alan Grier - Married Sex
You gotta stalk your wife like she's a gazelle.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), sex (1283), marriage (581)
Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 6,324
David Alan Grier - Posing Butt-Naked
Have you noticed that now every woman in America is posing butt-naked?
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Posted: 12/27/01
Views: 6,052
David Alan Grier
David Alan Grier gives Jon hosting pointers.
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Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 4,195
David Alan Grier - The Family at Holidays
You love your family; you just don't want to hang out with them.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), imitations (772), music (727)
Posted: 07/31/99
Views: 3,607
David Alan Grier - Older Women
Older women are like old couches.
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Posted: 11/01/01
Views: 2,988
David Alan Grier - New York City's Women and Men
New York City has classy women and men that give them nothing to believe in.
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Posted: 11/22/01
Views: 2,889
David Alan Grier - Falling in Love
Where are you going, honey dear?
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Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 2,427
David Alan Grier - Babies
It's all about the babies.
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Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 1,809
David Alan Grier - Airline Travel
Back in the day, stewardesses all looked like Playboy bunnies.
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Posted: 07/31/99
Views: 1,804
Michael Estime - Reggae Gospel
Some gospel needs to be taken down a notch.
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Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 472
Tommy Tiernan - Happiness
"Have a nice day" sounds like a threat.
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Posted: 03/14/08
Views: 55,199
Julia Sweeney - Jesus
The Mormon church's Jesus Christ looks kind of like Brad Pitt.
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Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 380
Richard Belzer - Jazz for Jesus
Jesus is one groovy cat.
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Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 521
Mike MacDonald - Comedy Is Work
Stand-up comedy is honest.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 607
Eddie Brill - You Go to Heaven
All our lives, heaven is pushed on us, but what if hell is the cooler place?
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 211
Daniel Tosh - What Would Jesus Do?
Daniel feels like a better person while wearing his WWJD bracelet.
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Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 8,915
Stephen Lynch - Jesus' Brother
Jesus had a brother named Craig.
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Posted: 01/10/08
Views: 27,372
Carlos Mencia - Passion of the Christ Pt. 1
Just because someone's not crying at this movie doesn't mean they're not touched by Jesus Christ.
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Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 2,511
Carlos Mencia - Passion of the Christ Pt. 2
Stop crying. This movie has a happy ending.
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Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 2,316
