Dat Phan's mom hates when he does an Asian accent.
Dat's mom believes that men with earrings are either in a gang, are gay, or both.
Dat's mom wants him to be with an Asian girl.
Dat proves it's much harder for guys with accents to pull off pick-up lines.
Dat was the only Asian in high school who failed math.
Dat Phan doesn't trust pregnancy tests.
At the dinner table, Dat's parents sound like an a capella "We Will Rock You."