Dat Phan's mom hates admitting her son's a stand-up comedian.
Dat's mom believes that men with earrings are either in a gang, are gay, or both.
Dat's mom wants him to be with an Asian girl.
Dat proves it's much harder for guys with accents to pull off pick-up lines.
Dat was the only Asian in high school who failed math.
Dat Phan doesn't trust pregnancy tests.
Dat Phan's mom hates when he does an Asian accent.
At the dinner table, Dat's parents sound like an a capella "We Will Rock You."