I watch Japanese animation, right? My mom's like, 'Dat Phan,
you cannot watch cartoon -- it's too violent!' This is the same woman that goes, like,...
Posted: 01/29/2004
Vietnam, we take over by doing pedicure! That's how we take
over. We take over one foot at a time, damn it -- that's the plan of attack right...
Posted: 01/29/2004
I love doing comedy, you guys. I knew comedy was for me when I
was the only Asian in high school that failed math. But you know, when I failed,...
Posted: 01/29/2004
I'm gonna come home with, like, five fake earrings on and be
like, 'Mom, today I joined five gangs.' 'Huh! You also five times gay! Get out of...
Posted: 01/29/2004
My dad only said two things to me around the house, you know,
when I was there. Number one: 'OK, OK, U.S.A.' And two: 'Good. Good, Dat Phan.' How...
Posted: 01/29/2004
I don't think she's racist, but I think she's old fashioned,
you know? And she doesn't know how to, like, talk about it with me. She's like, 'Dat...
Posted: 01/29/2004
My poor mom, she's like, 'That's my son, Dat Phan. He crack
joke all the time. I tell him go to law school, become a lawyer. But no, he move up to...
Posted: 01/29/2004