Bills don't care about race, religion or what happened in your past.

Tags: Darryl Lenox (3), money (865), ethnic (814)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 444

President George W. Bush knows it's over.

Tags: Darryl Lenox (3), George W. Bush (2037), Iraq (1073)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 522

Marianne Sierk will eat popcorn that has fallen between her legs on a date.

Tags: Marianne Sierk (2), food (804), animals (791)

Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 543

I found the golden ticket in my onion rings!

Tags: Jared Logan (5), food (804), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 7,519

Can you imagine if I had ketchup bottles for legs?

Tags: TJ Miller (1), food (804), Live at Gotham (332)

You don't think God sees all the stuff you do?

Tags: Erik Griffin (5), food (804), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 1,028

Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.

Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), food (804), work/office (398)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 3,024

When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.

Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), health (976), food (804)

Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 938

Just come get me, Han!

Tags: Erik Griffin (5), dating (656), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 30,497

Kirk Fox is surprised by the language in Starbucks.

Tags: Kirk Fox (10), ethnic (814), dating (656)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 4,794