The troops should be able to drive to war.
Filed under: Daniel Tosh (42), wars (463),
Views: 167,617
Posted: 06/17/2007
Daniel Tosh - Hot For Teacher
Okay, so I was home schooled. Valid point.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (42), school (254), news & politics (229)
Posted: 06/17/07
Views: 143,270
Daniel Tosh - Canada
Eventually, you have to stab your wife just to see some color.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (42), Canada (199), murder (48)
Posted: 06/17/07
Views: 86,811
Daniel Tosh - California
Hey, rest of America, go enjoy your strip malls.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (42), California (175),
Posted: 06/17/07
Views: 78,590
Daniel Tosh - Thanking Larry Craig
Daniel wants to thank Larry Craig.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (42), George W. Bush (2037), gay/homosexual (622)
Posted: 07/25/08
Views: 47,867
Daniel Tosh - The White Man
Some people are saying a lot of bad stuff about the white man.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (42), men/women (987), ethnic (813)
Posted: 12/06/99
Views: 46,924
Daniel Tosh - Winning an Oscar
You never see anyone win an Oscar who doesn't have an aisle seat.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (42), imitations (770), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/06/99
Views: 37,345
Drew Hastings - Farming
Believe it or not, I haven't farmed that long.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), the Midwest (20),
Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 122,467
Greg Fitzsimmons - Iowa
Greg Fitzsimmons hates Iowa.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Iowa (30)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 1,155
Maria Bamford - Standards of Beauty
It's hard in L.A., but where Maria Bamford's from, she's a goddess.
Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 6,500
Patrice O'Neal - Moment of Silence Crispies
Patrice O'Neal is waiting for the terrorists to attack another state.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), terrorism (431)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 4,530
Rodney Johnson - Omaha
If you're the only brother in town, you will adopt a new walk.
Tags: Rodney Johnson (3), ethnic (813), stereotypes (429)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 583
John Bush - Living in New York
John's got some crazy New York neighbors.
Tags: John Bush (1), sex (1269), imitations (770)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 499
Lisa Gopman - Big Hug, Broken Ribs
Be careful that the person you're hugging doesn't have three bruised ribs.
Tags: Lisa Gopman (1), food (790), imitations (770)
Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 317
Natasha Leggero - Reinvented
Isn't false sincerity the same as being rude?
Tags: Natasha Leggero (2), Premium Blend (750), family (664)
Posted: 11/10/05
Views: 1,667
Susan Prekel - Annoying Moms
Susan is not a fan of pregnant women.
Tags: Susan Prekel (2), kids (828), work/office (388)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 304
Kathleen Madigan - Greyhound Bus
The grossest people on the planet ride the Greyhound bus.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), animals (783), parents (519)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 645
