The United States used to know how to put on a war. You always
used to get a little music with your war. You know, they had the dude on drums, dude...
Posted: 10/30/2008
We had to practice what to do in case the Communists dropped
the bomb on us. Like that would be the first place they'd bomb -- a Catholic grade...
Posted: 10/30/2008
If I'm ever in the military, I want to be in an all gay
platoon... My theory's pretty simple: I want the guy covering my ass to think my ass is...
Posted: 10/30/2008
I don't get that -- people going to war over religion. I don't
know, I could see going to war over justice or democracy or even revenge. But if...
Posted: 10/30/2008
War is a silly thing. How you gonna bomb people, then give them
humanitarian aid? That's the dumbest thing in the world. How you gonna send a plane...
Posted: 10/30/2008
We tell too much of our business. I don't understand war. Why
we tell everything we're about to do? We're running around, trying to find out...
Posted: 10/30/2008
The FBI says they're having trouble penetrating these terrorist
cells -- bullsh*t. Move to my neighborhood, I've been buying fruit from the Taliban...
Posted: 10/30/2008
Whenever you see riot footage on TV -- you know, someone
throwing a brick in Pakistan or somebody throwing a fiery piece of pooh through a...
Posted: 10/30/2008
A tank is made to drive and shoot with a turn that spins at 360
degrees. Do you know what that is? That's a drive-by!
Posted: 10/30/2008
I learned a lot in the army. I learned how to masturbate quiet.
Posted: 10/30/2008