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Named a "comedian phenom and icon" by Entertainment Weekly, Dane Cook has maintained his reputation as one of today's most prolific stand-up comedians while simultaneously distinguishing himself as a charismatic and versatile actor in a variety of film and television projects. Last fall, Cook starred in his first leading role as the likable slacker Zack in Lionsgate's Employee of the Month, leading the romantic comedy to a box office gross of over $30 million and DVD sales that topped the charts. After inking a multi-faceted production deal with HBO early last year, Cook created, directed and starred in the network's nine-part comedy documentary series, Tourgasm and wrote, executive produced and starred in Vicious Circle, a feature-length stand-up event.

Numerous film and television projects include starring roles in Touchstone's Dan in Real Life (with Steve Carell), Lionsgate's romantic comedy, Good Luck Chuck (with Jessica Alba), MGM's thriller, Mr. Brooks (with Kevin Costner, Demi Moore and William Hurt), and most... [MORE]

Named a "comedian phenom and icon" by Entertainment Weekly, Dane Cook has maintained his reputation as one of today's most prolific stand-up comedians while simultaneously distinguishing himself as a charismatic and versatile actor in a variety of film and television projects. Last fall, Cook starred in his first leading role as the likable slacker Zack in Lionsgate's Employee of the Month, leading the romantic comedy to a box office gross of over $30 million and DVD sales that topped the charts. After inking a multi-faceted production deal with HBO early last year, Cook created, directed and starred in the network's nine-part comedy documentary series, Tourgasm and wrote, executive produced and starred in Vicious Circle, a feature-length stand-up event.

Numerous film and television projects include starring roles in Touchstone's Dan in Real Life (with Steve Carell), Lionsgate's romantic comedy, Good Luck Chuck (with Jessica Alba), MGM's thriller, Mr. Brooks (with Kevin Costner, Demi Moore and William Hurt), and most recently My Best Friend's Girl (with Kate Hudson, Jason Biggs, and Alec Baldwin). Through his production company, SUperFInger Entertainment, Cook will also produce and star in Ex-Family for The Weinstein Company, as well as an untitled father/son comedy for Disney. Cook has appeared in a number of feature films, including Waiting (with Ryan Reynolds and Anna Farris), London (with Jessica Biel and Chris Evans), Torque (with Ice Cube), and Mystery Men (with Ben Stiller).

Combining energetic physical comedy, clever wordplay and trenchant observations about human behavior, Cook's unique brand of stand-up and accessible guy-next-door attitude have galvanized audiences of all ages. Two years ago, he catapulted to media headlines when his sophomore comedy CDx2/DVD, Retaliation, bucked industry trends by debuting at #4 on the Billboard 200. The album, which has hit double platinum, marked him as the highest charting comedian in 29 years, earning him a place alongside best-selling comedy vets Bill Cosby, George Carlin and Steve Martin. His debut CD/DVD release, Harmful If Swallowed, appeared on eight different Billboard charts and is certified platinum.

Cook hosted the season premiere of Saturday Night Live, helping the program earn the highest non-sports ratings of any network that year. A highly sought-after talk-show guest, he's appeared multiple times on Jimmy Kimmel Live, The Late Show with David Letterman, "Late Night with Conan O'Brien", and Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Comedy Central, he's headlined Comedy Central's Insomniac Tour Movie and lent his voice to Crank Yankers and Shorties Watchin' Shorties.

In addition to appearances at such venues as Carnegie Hall and Chicago's Allstate Arena, Cook performed two record-breaking shows of 38,000 at Boston Garden, and has appeared for crowds of 39,000 at Madison Square Garden and 50,000 at the University of Florida's Gator Growl.

Raised in the Boston suburb of Arlington, MA, Cook began his career at age 18, honing his craft on the college and comedy club circuits. A firm believer in connecting personally with his fans, Cook became one of the first comics to develop and maintain his own website to reach out to audiences. He still routinely spends hours every day personally answering fans' emails and works tirelessly to remain accessible through blogs, podcasts, and free downloads of his routines. As a result of his efforts, his website, danecook.com, now receives over 500,000 hits per month and his MySpace following has grown to an unprecedented community of 1,800,000 friends.

Additionally, Cook's popularity has been further cemented by the advent of the "SU-FI"(short for SUperFInger), a hand signal based on one of his jokes that has been embraced by fans and now appears everywhere, from tattoos and stickers to graffiti on US tanks in Iraq. In November of last year, Cook also broke ground in the music industry with the release of his first rock single, "I'll Never Be You," which is currently available on iTunes.

Among his many honors as a stand-up comedian, Cook was named Rolling Stone Magazine's "Hot Comic," Stuff Magazine's "Coolest Comic of the Year," and the winner of Comedy Central's Standup Showdown. His arrival on the cultural stage was confirmed when Time Magazine listed him as one of the world's 100 "Most Influential People."

Cook currently lives in LA, where he continues to develop new comedy material and film and television projects.

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Dane Cook: Uncensored - Swearing

Dane puts his unborn child at risk in this uncensored clip.

Tags: Dane Cook (34), Rough Around the Edges (4)

Posted: 10/26/07
Views: 192,701

Dane Cook - Cell Phone Club

Dane watched his cell phone toboggan down his chest in the bathroom.

Tags: Dane Cook (34), technology (163), potty humor (85)

Posted: 05/07/09
Views: 138,963

Dane Cook: Uncensored - 15 Cents

What the f*ck are you gonna do to help these f*ckin' kids?!

Tags: Dane Cook (34), gay/homosexual (259),

Posted: 11/05/07
Views: 74,833

Dane Cook: Uncensored - Pregnant

You know what else is going around? Babies.

Tags: Dane Cook (34), babies (5)

Posted: 11/05/07
Views: 71,648

Dane Cook - Old Couple

What is the key to love?

Tags: Dane Cook (34), dating (611), marriage (413)

Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 65,760

Dane Cook - Hardwood Floors

Hardwood floors suck for cheating.

Tags: Dane Cook (34), relationships (7)

Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 59,637

Dane Cook - Suicide Note

Dane puts his non-suicidal thoughts on paper.

Tags: Dane Cook (34), death (192), mental health (168)

Posted: 05/07/09
Views: 57,658

Dane Cook: Uncensored - Inside

Rocky music is playing in your head, and then it's just quiet.

Tags: Dane Cook (34), sex (905),

Posted: 11/05/07
Views: 48,929

Dane Cook - Global Adoption

Dane wants a multi-ethnic family.

Tags: Dane Cook (34), ethnic (690), kids (596)

Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 36,777

Dane Cook - Deleting the Numbers

Dane finally decides to delete his mother's number from his phone.

Tags: Dane Cook (34), health (519), parents (446)

Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 36,206

Dane Cook: Wish I Was a Snake

I have some dreams. I wish I was a snake. I do. Did you ever wish you were a snake? Yeah, you do. I do. Every time I see snakes on TV, I'm like,...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Dane Cook: By a Round of Applause

Comedy crowds -- we always want to come out and ask you, 'How you feeling?' We always say that, 'By a round of applause, how do you feel?' Right?...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Dane Cook: Want to Be an Alien

I want to be an alien. The movie 'Aliens' -- isn't that the best, those aliens? You don't mess with those aliens. They're bad-ass looking. They're...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Dane Cook: How You Know You're Drunk

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Dane Cook: The DMV

You know what they should do? When you walk in the door, they should have somebody hiding just punch you in the face. 'Cause at least after, you...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Dane Cook: Snack Time During Mass

Then it was snack time, right in the middle of mass. Right out of nowhere, the priest would look down and say, 'Let's have some yum yums!' You...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Dane Cook: In the Year 3000

In the year 3000, everything will be instant... but the DMV will still take, like, nine f**king seconds.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Dane Cook: Peace Time During Mass

Peace' is when you would shake the hands of all the people around you. The only reason you knew 'peace' was coming was 'cause the priest would say,...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Dane Cook: Time Travel

Know what I would like to do? I'd travel back to when my mom and dad had sex to have me. And I'd just run into the bedroom, right when they're...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Dane Cook: Not Shaking Hands

You know what you were doing while [the priest] was doing his little peace rap? You were looking around for the people whose hands you were not...

Posted: 10/30/2008