Neil Armstrong wasn't as eloquent as everyone thinks.
Filed under: Dana Gould (16), imitations (772), movies (559)
Views: 1,169
Posted: 12/21/1998
Dana Gould - Chinese Adoption
Chinese isn't loaded in like an iMac.
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Posted: 07/14/07
Views: 27,639
Dana Gould - Adopted Children
Maybe my balls are full of poison.
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Posted: 09/29/07
Views: 13,392
Interview: Dana Gould - Uncensored
"I'm a comedian," is like saying, "I'm needy."
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Posted: 07/13/07
Views: 5,703
Interview - Dana Gould
Preview of uncensored Dana Gould interview.
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Posted: 07/13/07
Views: 3,007
Dana Gould - Reasoning with Children
The minute that you think your kids have reason, they're the worst people in the world.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), kids (841), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,766
Dana Gould - The Afterlife
You'd feel like a moron if you got to Hell, and it was exactly what everyone says it is.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,729
Dana Gould - Alien Abductions
It's always the same type of people who get abducted by aliens.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), ethnic (814), stereotypes (431)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 1,188
Dana Gould - Break-Up
Dana went shopping after his girlfriend broke up with him.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), dating (656), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 984
Gilbert Gottfried - Planet of the Apes
Ignore the human mouths behind the plastic monkey mask mouths.
Tags: Gilbert Gottfried (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 06/16/02
Views: 4,827
Brian Regan - Planet of the Apes
What ape general doesn't like bananas?
Tags: Brian Regan (51), movies (559),
Posted: 09/06/08
Views: 82,474
Dana Gould - Old Movies
A scene from "Planet of the Really Insecure Apes."
Tags: Dana Gould (16), movies (559), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 286
Dana Gould - Relationships
Dana had the worst sex with his girlfriend on her parents' dinner table -- during dinner.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 201
Dana Gould - The Afterlife
You'd feel like a moron if you got to Hell, and it was exactly what everyone says it is.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,729
Dana Gould - Traveling
Every town in America has a porn shop.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), imitations (772), America (446)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 645
Dana Gould - Worse Jobs
There are worse jobs than rodeo clown.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), work/office (398), death (318)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 332
Dana Gould - Purgatory
Death is gonna suck.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), work/office (398), death (318)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 338
Dana Gould - Alien Abductions
It's always the same type of people who get abducted by aliens.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), ethnic (814), stereotypes (431)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 1,188
Mario Cantone - Steampipe Alley
Mario is big; it's the kid shows that got small.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 811
