You'd feel like a moron if you got to Hell, and it was exactly what everyone says it is.
Filed under: Dana Gould (16), food (804), imitations (772)
Views: 1,728
Posted: 12/21/1998
Dana Gould - Chinese Adoption
Chinese isn't loaded in like an iMac.
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Posted: 07/14/07
Views: 27,639
Dana Gould - Adopted Children
Maybe my balls are full of poison.
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Posted: 09/29/07
Views: 13,394
Interview: Dana Gould - Uncensored
"I'm a comedian," is like saying, "I'm needy."
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Posted: 07/13/07
Views: 5,703
Interview - Dana Gould
Preview of uncensored Dana Gould interview.
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Posted: 07/13/07
Views: 3,007
Dana Gould - Reasoning with Children
The minute that you think your kids have reason, they're the worst people in the world.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), kids (841), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,766
Dana Gould - Alien Abductions
It's always the same type of people who get abducted by aliens.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), ethnic (814), stereotypes (431)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 1,188
Dana Gould - The Moon Sucks
Neil Armstrong wasn't as eloquent as everyone thinks.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), imitations (772), movies (559)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,169
Dana Gould - Break-Up
Dana went shopping after his girlfriend broke up with him.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), dating (656), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 984
Dana Gould - Purgatory
Death is gonna suck.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), work/office (398), death (318)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 338
Dana Gould - Worse Jobs
There are worse jobs than rodeo clown.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), work/office (398), death (318)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 331
Eddie Brill - You Go to Heaven
All our lives, heaven is pushed on us, but what if hell is the cooler place?
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 211
Dana Gould - The Moon Sucks
Neil Armstrong wasn't as eloquent as everyone thinks.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), imitations (772), movies (559)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,169
Janeane Garofalo - StairMaster Hell
Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (10), food (804), music (727)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 5,457
Dana Gould - Relationships
Dana had the worst sex with his girlfriend on her parents' dinner table -- during dinner.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 201
Dana Gould - Traveling
Every town in America has a porn shop.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), imitations (772), America (446)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 645
Reggie McFadden - Burn in Hell
Satan is the man you have to impress in hell.
Tags: Reggie McFadden (11), money (865), religion (776)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 2,301
Doug Benson - Fanatics
Hell is on Doug's way, if you need a lift.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), religion (776), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,234
David Alan Grier - Coach Captain
Willie is like a daddy to his players.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), imitations (772), sports (631)
Posted: 07/31/99
Views: 324
