Death is gonna suck.
Filed under: Dana Gould (16), work/office (388), death (315)
Views: 294
Posted: 12/21/1998
Dana Gould - Chinese Adoption
Chinese isn't loaded in like an iMac.
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Posted: 07/14/07
Views: 27,616
Dana Gould - Adopted Children
Maybe my balls are full of poison.
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Posted: 09/29/07
Views: 13,308
Interview: Dana Gould - Uncensored
"I'm a comedian," is like saying, "I'm needy."
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Posted: 07/13/07
Views: 5,686
Interview - Dana Gould
Preview of uncensored Dana Gould interview.
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Posted: 07/13/07
Views: 2,984
Dana Gould - Reasoning with Children
The minute that you think your kids have reason, they're the worst people in the world.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), kids (828), Live at Gotham (293)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,753
Dana Gould - The Afterlife
You'd feel like a moron if you got to Hell, and it was exactly what everyone says it is.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), food (790), imitations (770)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,685
Dana Gould - Alien Abductions
It's always the same type of people who get abducted by aliens.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), ethnic (813), stereotypes (429)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 1,117
Dana Gould - The Moon Sucks
Neil Armstrong wasn't as eloquent as everyone thinks.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), imitations (770), movies (549)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,052
Dana Gould - Break-Up
Dana went shopping after his girlfriend broke up with him.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), dating (649), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 962
Dana Gould - The Afterlife
You'd feel like a moron if you got to Hell, and it was exactly what everyone says it is.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), food (790), imitations (770)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,684
Dana Gould - Worse Jobs
There are worse jobs than rodeo clown.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), work/office (388), death (315)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 297
Reggie McFadden - Burn in Hell
Satan is the man you have to impress in hell.
Tags: Reggie McFadden (11), money (852), religion (770)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 2,212
Eddie Brill - You Go to Heaven
All our lives, heaven is pushed on us, but what if hell is the cooler place?
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (770)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 210
Paul Provenza - Holy Loophole
All Jesus does is bitch, moan and whine.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1269), religion (770)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 282
Dave Attell - Men Who Don't Exist
Women always want opposites in men.
Tags: Dave Attell (61), men/women (987), family (664)
Posted: 08/24/97
Views: 3,124
David Alan Grier - Coach Captain
Willie is like a daddy to his players.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), imitations (770), sports (618)
Posted: 07/31/99
Views: 310
David Alan Grier - Compromise
Marriage is all about compromise.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), men/women (987), marriage (575)
Posted: 07/31/99
Views: 354
Dane Cook - That Guy
There's a guy at your work that nobody talks to.
Tags: Dane Cook (39), work/office (388), death (315)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 14,135
Tony Woods - Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
You never see a dead chicken on the side of the road.
Tags: Tony Woods (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 08/19/01
Views: 1,572
