If anyone spills anything, Dad will stick a fork right in your eyeball.
Filed under: Dana Gould (16), kids (841), food (804)
Views: 572
Posted: 02/24/1992
Dana Gould - Chinese Adoption
Chinese isn't loaded in like an iMac.
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Posted: 07/14/07
Views: 27,638
Dana Gould - Adopted Children
Maybe my balls are full of poison.
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Posted: 09/29/07
Views: 13,385
Interview: Dana Gould - Uncensored
"I'm a comedian," is like saying, "I'm needy."
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Posted: 07/13/07
Views: 5,700
Interview - Dana Gould
Preview of uncensored Dana Gould interview.
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Posted: 07/13/07
Views: 3,002
Dana Gould - Reasoning with Children
The minute that you think your kids have reason, they're the worst people in the world.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), kids (841), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,765
Dana Gould - The Afterlife
You'd feel like a moron if you got to Hell, and it was exactly what everyone says it is.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,726
Dana Gould - Alien Abductions
It's always the same type of people who get abducted by aliens.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), ethnic (814), stereotypes (431)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 1,182
Dana Gould - The Moon Sucks
Neil Armstrong wasn't as eloquent as everyone thinks.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), imitations (772), movies (559)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,161
Dana Gould - Break-Up
Dana went shopping after his girlfriend broke up with him.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), dating (656), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 982
Richard Lewis - The Old Days
T.G.I. Yom Kippur is not a good restaurant idea.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), religion (776), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 463
Richard Lewis - Basketball
Richard was the pointless guard on his basketball team.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), kids (841), religion (776)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 761
Richard Lewis - Grandma
Richard's grandmother actually knitted her will.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), health (976), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 463
Mark Roberts - Cub Scout Reserves
The president makes the call.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 489
Ed Crasnick - What Do I Need It For?
Ed's mother can make a tuna sandwich sound interesting.
Tags: Ed Crasnick (5), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 547
Len Austrevich - Grandma
Grandmothers make furniture look better with doilies.
Tags: Len Austrevich (3), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 452
Richard Lewis - Unfit Parent
Richard relates a tale from the Tragedy Scouts.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 236
Richard Lewis - Asthma Not Included
Richard dreads the idea of his own action figure.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), kids (841), religion (776)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 40
Dana Gould - Girlfriend Moving Out
She'll leave you with just your toaster and a fork.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 433
Fred Stoller - College Graduate
Fred can say he's a college graduate.
Tags: Fred Stoller (4), food (804), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 201
