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comedian I was born and raised in the ironically-named town of Hopedale, Massachusetts. I started performing stand-up comedy at the age of 17, three short weeks out of high school. As a performer, I was too young to be any good. As a person, I was socially inept and looked weird. Let's skip ahead!

Eventually, I got my groove on. And my friend, on it has stayed!

I attended U-Mass, Amherst for a couple years, and then dove head-first into the halcyon days of "The Comedy Boom". I moved to Los Angeles in the dawning years of the go-go 90's, and was fortunate enough to be on the receiving end of several network development deals. The goal here is to get a comedian, hook him to a writer, and have them create a TV pilot. Over time, I had my hand in more pilots than an Air Force proctologist.

In 1992 I wrote and performed an autobiographical one-man show called Insomnia. It was a genuine, theatrical one-person show, not just my stand-up act with a chair and a lamp. The show told the story of the events in my life that lead to me becoming a person so fascinating that I warranted a one-man show. I look back on Insomnia now as a youthful indiscretion that I kind of regret. But it was too late, for by this time I had honed my whining to an art form, and I had become white-hot in the business. I was all sizzle and all steak. You read that right.

In quick succession, I performed in several HBO specials, as well numerous guest appearances on Late Night With Conan O'Brien and... [MORE]

Eventually, I got my groove on. And my friend, on it has stayed!

I attended U-Mass, Amherst for a couple years, and then dove head-first into the halcyon days of "The Comedy Boom". I moved to Los Angeles in the dawning years of the go-go 90's, and was fortunate enough to be on the receiving end of several network development deals. The goal here is to get a comedian, hook him to a writer, and have them create a TV pilot. Over time, I had my hand in more pilots than an Air Force proctologist.

In 1992 I wrote and performed an autobiographical one-man show called Insomnia. It was a genuine, theatrical one-person show, not just my stand-up act with a chair and a lamp. The show told the story of the events in my life that lead to me becoming a person so fascinating that I warranted a one-man show. I look back on Insomnia now as a youthful indiscretion that I kind of regret. But it was too late, for by this time I had honed my whining to an art form, and I had become white-hot in the business. I was all sizzle and all steak. You read that right.

In quick succession, I performed in several HBO specials, as well numerous guest appearances on Late Night With Conan O'Brien and The Late Show with David Letterman . I recorded the CD Funhouse, which was called "a comedy CD" by Billboard magazine. As an actor, I appeared on Seinfeld and The Ben Stiller Show. I was a series regular on the NBC series "Working" (which wasn't, and was soon cancelled).

Along the way, I discovered that the writing process was a lot more creatively fulfilling than acting was. Acting requires getting up before dawn and sitting around all day in a small trailer with a waterless toilet. That said, you get to wear make-up!

After writing the pilot "World On A String" (with Jay Kogen), I co-created MTV's late, lamented, Super Adventure Team (with Rob Cohen). I then joined the staff of The Simpsons, where I squatted for seven years. Stand up remains a big part of my career, and I continue to perform regularly. I recently appeared in the film "The Aristocrats". and am preparing to record my next stand-up CD. I live in Los Angeles with my wife and a bunch of kids and dogs, many of them ours. [LESS]

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Dana Gould - Anti-Abortion

It's all about Southern-domination of the Special Olympics!

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Dana Gould - Chinese Adoption

Chinese isn't loaded in like an iMac.

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Posted: 07/14/07
Views: 27,642

Dana Gould - Adopted Children

Maybe my balls are full of poison.

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Posted: 09/29/07
Views: 13,397

Interview: Dana Gould - Uncensored

"I'm a comedian," is like saying, "I'm needy."

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Posted: 07/13/07
Views: 5,703

Interview - Dana Gould

Preview of uncensored Dana Gould interview.

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Posted: 07/13/07
Views: 3,007

Dana Gould - Reasoning with Children

The minute that you think your kids have reason, they're the worst people in the world.

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Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,766

Dana Gould - The Afterlife

You'd feel like a moron if you got to Hell, and it was exactly what everyone says it is.

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Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,733

Dana Gould - Alien Abductions

It's always the same type of people who get abducted by aliens.

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Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 1,193

Dana Gould - The Moon Sucks

Neil Armstrong wasn't as eloquent as everyone thinks.

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Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,173

Dana Gould - Break-Up

Dana went shopping after his girlfriend broke up with him.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 984

Dana Gould: Whole Approach to Marriage

My whole approach to marriage is simple: my wife will do something that drives me insane, I won't say anything, and then, later, I'll die of cancer.

Posted: 07/12/2007

Dana Gould: Hungry Daughter

My daughter will say she's hungry, and I'm like, 'Buddy, you're just bored. Do you understand? And you're already starting a pattern of satisfying...

Posted: 07/12/2007

Dana Gould: Hypocritical Liberal Los Angeles

I love Los Angeles. It's a very liberal city, but it's so hypocritical in what it's liberal about. Like you can be driving down Hollywood...

Posted: 12/21/1998

Dana Gould: U.S. Priorities

It's nice to live in a country that has its priorities straight: the library's open three hours a week, and the House of Fist is 24/7.

Posted: 12/21/1998

Dana Gould: All Go to One Place

What if you died, and you found out that when you died, we all went to the same place. No Heaven, no Hell, doesn't matter what you did in life --...

Posted: 12/21/1998

Dana Gould: Hell Exactly as You Thought

What if you went to Hell, and it was exactly what you thought it would be: just a cave with fire? And the devil really was this idiot in a red...

Posted: 12/21/1998

Dana Gould: Alien Abductions

I don't believe in them because it's always the same circumstances, the same type of people, the same situations. It's never a black guy; it's...

Posted: 05/11/2004

Dana Gould: Open Up Boxing

I love boxing. Why do boxers always have to fight other boxers? I think we should open up the parameters of the sport and let more people in. I...

Posted: 06/01/2004

Dana Gould: Fine With the Break Up

We broke up, and my first reaction was 'Fine -- I've been through this too many times. I can't change your mind. I can't live your life for you....

Posted: 02/24/1992

Dana Gould: Synchronized Crazy Muttering

They only seem to be talking to themselves. What if they're not? What if they're actually synchronized? What if for every guy walking by himself...

Posted: 02/24/1992