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comedian I was born and raised in the ironically-named town of Hopedale, Massachusetts. I started performing stand-up comedy at the age of 17, three short weeks out of high school. As a performer, I was too young to be any good. As a person, I was socially inept and looked weird. Let's skip ahead!

Eventually, I got my groove on. And my friend, on it has stayed!

I attended U-Mass, Amherst for a couple years, and then dove head-first into the halcyon days of "The Comedy Boom". I moved to Los Angeles in the dawning years of the go-go 90's, and was fortunate enough to be on the receiving end of several network development deals. The goal here is to get a comedian, hook him to a writer, and have them create a TV pilot. Over time, I had my hand in more pilots than an Air Force proctologist.

In 1992 I wrote and performed an autobiographical one-man show called Insomnia. It was a genuine, theatrical one-person show, not just my stand-up act with a chair and a lamp. The show told the story of the events in my life that lead to me becoming a person so fascinating that I warranted a one-man show. I look back on Insomnia now as a youthful indiscretion that I kind of regret. But it was too late, for by this time I had honed my whining to an art form, and I had become white-hot in the business. I was all sizzle and all steak. You read that right.

In quick succession, I performed in several HBO specials, as well numerous guest appearances on Late Night With Conan O'Brien and... [MORE]

Eventually, I got my groove on. And my friend, on it has stayed!

I attended U-Mass, Amherst for a couple years, and then dove head-first into the halcyon days of "The Comedy Boom". I moved to Los Angeles in the dawning years of the go-go 90's, and was fortunate enough to be on the receiving end of several network development deals. The goal here is to get a comedian, hook him to a writer, and have them create a TV pilot. Over time, I had my hand in more pilots than an Air Force proctologist.

In 1992 I wrote and performed an autobiographical one-man show called Insomnia. It was a genuine, theatrical one-person show, not just my stand-up act with a chair and a lamp. The show told the story of the events in my life that lead to me becoming a person so fascinating that I warranted a one-man show. I look back on Insomnia now as a youthful indiscretion that I kind of regret. But it was too late, for by this time I had honed my whining to an art form, and I had become white-hot in the business. I was all sizzle and all steak. You read that right.

In quick succession, I performed in several HBO specials, as well numerous guest appearances on Late Night With Conan O'Brien and The Late Show with David Letterman . I recorded the CD Funhouse, which was called "a comedy CD" by Billboard magazine. As an actor, I appeared on Seinfeld and The Ben Stiller Show. I was a series regular on the NBC series "Working" (which wasn't, and was soon cancelled).

Along the way, I discovered that the writing process was a lot more creatively fulfilling than acting was. Acting requires getting up before dawn and sitting around all day in a small trailer with a waterless toilet. That said, you get to wear make-up!

After writing the pilot "World On A String" (with Jay Kogen), I co-created MTV's late, lamented, Super Adventure Team (with Rob Cohen). I then joined the staff of The Simpsons, where I squatted for seven years. Stand up remains a big part of my career, and I continue to perform regularly. I recently appeared in the film "The Aristocrats". and am preparing to record my next stand-up CD. I live in Los Angeles with my wife and a bunch of kids and dogs, many of them ours. [LESS]

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Dana Gould - Anti-Abortion

It's all about Southern-domination of the Special Olympics!

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Dana Gould - Chinese Adoption

Chinese isn't loaded in like an iMac.

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Posted: 07/14/07
Views: 27,638

Dana Gould - Adopted Children

Maybe my balls are full of poison.

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Posted: 09/29/07
Views: 13,386

Interview: Dana Gould - Uncensored

"I'm a comedian," is like saying, "I'm needy."

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Posted: 07/13/07
Views: 5,700

Interview - Dana Gould

Preview of uncensored Dana Gould interview.

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Posted: 07/13/07
Views: 3,002

Dana Gould - Reasoning with Children

The minute that you think your kids have reason, they're the worst people in the world.

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Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,765

Dana Gould - The Afterlife

You'd feel like a moron if you got to Hell, and it was exactly what everyone says it is.

Tags: Dana Gould (16), food (804), imitations (772)

Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,727

Dana Gould - Alien Abductions

It's always the same type of people who get abducted by aliens.

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Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 1,183

Dana Gould - The Moon Sucks

Neil Armstrong wasn't as eloquent as everyone thinks.

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Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,163

Dana Gould - Break-Up

Dana went shopping after his girlfriend broke up with him.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 982

Dana Gould: Synchronized Crazy Muttering

They only seem to be talking to themselves. What if they're not? What if they're actually synchronized? What if for every guy walking by himself...

Posted: 02/24/1992

Dana Gould: Primary Emotions

I got mugged about six months ago. The oddest thing about the entire situation, though, was that I wasn't afraid, which is strange because...

Posted: 02/24/1992

Dana Gould: M.A.N.D.Y.

I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes.

Posted: 02/24/1992

Dana Gould: Uncomfortable in Restaurants

I feel very uncomfortable when I eat in restaurants. I'm obnoxiously polite with the waiters: 'I just want a tuna sandwich. I'll go get it. You sit...

Posted: 02/24/1992

Dana Gould: A Bit About Me

I grew up in a town called Hopedale, Massachusetts. I was born there in 1964, and the only thing I hate outside of myself is everything else.

Posted: 02/24/1992

Dana Gould: Alien Abductions

I don't believe in them because it's always the same circumstances, the same type of people, the same situations. It's never a black guy; it's...

Posted: 05/11/2004

Dana Gould: Open Up Boxing

I love boxing. Why do boxers always have to fight other boxers? I think we should open up the parameters of the sport and let more people in. I...

Posted: 06/01/2004

Dana Gould: Whole Approach to Marriage

My whole approach to marriage is simple: my wife will do something that drives me insane, I won't say anything, and then, later, I'll die of cancer.

Posted: 07/12/2007

Dana Gould: Hungry Daughter

My daughter will say she's hungry, and I'm like, 'Buddy, you're just bored. Do you understand? And you're already starting a pattern of satisfying...

Posted: 07/12/2007

Dana Gould: Hypocritical Liberal Los Angeles

I love Los Angeles. It's a very liberal city, but it's so hypocritical in what it's liberal about. Like you can be driving down Hollywood...

Posted: 12/21/1998