Bill Clinton is like your mom.
Filed under: Dan Rosen (6), money (865), food (804)
Views: 180
Posted: 05/18/1993
Dan Rosen - Stuck Behind an Accident
It sucks when you're stuck a mile back and don't know what's happening.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), movies (559), parents (525)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 315
Dan Rosen - Saddam Hussein's Threats
Saddam threatened to send terrorists into New York, which may actually make it safer.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), New York City (602), movies (559)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 288
Dan Rosen - Japan vs. America
Someone needs to put an end to the car war between Japan and America.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), drugs (639), movies (559)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 214
Dan Rosen - Cockroaches
A nuclear weapon that could kill roaches would cost too much.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), Iraq (1073), animals (791)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 172
Dan Rosen - Baseball Announcers During Wartime
The war conveniently ended right before baseball season started.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), Iraq (1073), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 160
Dan Rosen - Cockroaches
A nuclear weapon that could kill roaches would cost too much.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), Iraq (1073), animals (791)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 172
Lewis Dix - George H.W. Bush
Reagan forgets everything, and Bush can't remember.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 459
Dan Rosen - Japan vs. America
Someone needs to put an end to the car war between Japan and America.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), drugs (639), movies (559)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 214
Jeff Altman - Politics
A vote for Ross Perot is a vote to buy Japan.
Tags: Jeff Altman (3), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 233
Lewis Black - Weathermen
We don't have seasons anymore because we lost the ozone layer.
Tags: money (865), drugs (639)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 3,067
Lewis Black - Democracy Stinks
Ross Perot looks like the kid in 'Deliverance' all grown up.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), elections (636)
Posted: 05/08/00
Views: 14,701
Pat Hazell - Grocery Store
No one ever messes with the grocery spacer.
Tags: Pat Hazell (3), food (804), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 797
Dan Rosen - Saddam Hussein's Threats
Saddam threatened to send terrorists into New York, which may actually make it safer.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), New York City (602), movies (559)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 288
Greer Barnes - Los Angeles
First Lady Barbara Bush is a pot head.
Tags: Greer Barnes (11), health (976), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 2,078
Will Durst - Political Correctness
He's not fat; he's gravity enhanced.
Tags: Will Durst (2), money (865), elections (636)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 244
