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Dan Rosen - Stuck Behind an Accident

It sucks when you're stuck a mile back and don't know what's happening.

Tags: Dan Rosen (6), movies (559), parents (525)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 315

Dan Rosen - Saddam Hussein's Threats

Saddam threatened to send terrorists into New York, which may actually make it safer.

Tags: Dan Rosen (6), New York City (602), movies (559)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 288

Dan Rosen - Japan vs. America

Someone needs to put an end to the car war between Japan and America.

Tags: Dan Rosen (6), drugs (639), movies (559)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 216

Dan Rosen - Ma Clinton

Bill Clinton is like your mom.

Tags: Dan Rosen (6), money (866), food (804)

Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 180

Dan Rosen - Cockroaches

A nuclear weapon that could kill roaches would cost too much.

Tags: Dan Rosen (6), Iraq (1073), animals (793)

Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 172

Dan Rosen - Baseball Announcers During Wartime

The war conveniently ended right before baseball season started.

Tags: Dan Rosen (6), Iraq (1073), imitations (772)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 161

Dan Rosen: Driving With Dad

My dad drives so slow that when we're on the highway, Amish people give us the finger.

Tags: religion (507), family (349), driving (241)

Posted: 02/24/1992

Dan Rosen: No Japanese Armed Forces

They don't even have armed forces in Japan. Do you know this? They don't have an army. They don't have a navy. They don't have an air force. That's...

Tags: international affairs (349), monsters (13), Dan Rosen (5)

Posted: 02/24/1992

Dan Rosen: Japanese Prime Minister on America

The Japanese prime minister came out a couple months ago and said all Americans are lazy and overpaid. Yeah, is that a bad thing? That's why we...

Tags: news & politics (616), international affairs (349), work/office (325)

Posted: 02/24/1992

Dan Rosen: American Sports

Remember when we were number one in sports? Remember those days? Did you watch the Olympics? We suck. What'd we win -- one silver medal in dodgeball?

Tags: insults (1620), sports (623), vintage (162)

Posted: 02/24/1992

Dan Rosen: America Sends Food

Anytime there was a problem in the world, we'd send troops. Now, anytime there's a problem in the world, we send food. Problem in Bosnia, we send...

Tags: news & politics (616), food (379), international affairs (349)

Posted: 05/18/1993