When you're a little kid, you never realize you're family's weird because they're all you know.
Dan Naturman's butt is exit-only.
At least with the death penalty you get a last meal.
High-maintenance girls are worth it -- if you've got it.
Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.
JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.
There's nothing worse than a chatterbox friend in a movie theater.
Racism is alive and well in America.