A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.
Dan Naturman's butt is exit-only.
At least with the death penalty you get a last meal.
High-maintenance girls are worth it -- if you've got it.
Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.
There's nothing worse than a chatterbox friend in a movie theater.
Racism is alive and well in America.