If Michael Jackson is guilty, he's certainly not your average child molester.
Filed under: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Views: 945
Posted: 04/14/2005
Dan Naturman - Gay Men Have More Sex
Dan Naturman's butt is exit-only.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 3,884
Dan Naturman - Death Penalty
At least with the death penalty you get a last meal.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), sex (1283), food (804)
Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 2,260
Dan Naturman - High-Maintenance Girls
High-maintenance girls are worth it -- if you've got it.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,803
Dan Naturman - Doctors
Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,730
Dan Naturman - Nice Car
A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,613
Dan Naturman - JetBlue Airlines
JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,367
Dan Naturman - Going to the Movies Alone
There's nothing worse than a chatterbox friend in a movie theater.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,253
Dan Naturman - Racist Dating
Racism is alive and well in America.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,151
RodMan - Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson isn't jail-ready.
Tags: RodMan (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 5,103
Ted Alexandro - The Jacksons
The Jackson family could be in cahoots with the government.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 578
Stand-Up: Rebecca Corry - Rock Star Privilege
Rock stars get away with everything.
Tags: Rebecca Corry (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (727)
Posted: 02/13/09
Views: 14,726
Dan Naturman - High-Maintenance Girls
High-maintenance girls are worth it -- if you've got it.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,803
Dan Naturman - Nice Car
A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,613
Steve White - Michael Jackson
On the inside, Michael Jackson is a black man.
Tags: Steve White (5), music (727), celebrities (234)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 438
Paul Mooney - The Jackson Family
The Jackson's are like the black Addams family.
Tags: Paul Mooney (10), family (667), TV (543)
Posted: 05/01/94
Views: 1,845
Damon Wayans - Michael Jackson's Trial
Damon Wayans is happy that Michael Jackson was acquitted.
Tags: Damon Wayans (16), Premium Blend (750), crime (415)
Posted: 02/09/06
Views: 1,415
Patrice O'Neal - Cher and Michael Jackson
Cher is being too hard on Michael Jackson.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), impressions (304)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 1,411
Dan Naturman - Racist Dating
Racism is alive and well in America.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,151
