There's nothing worse than a chatterbox friend in a movie theater.
Filed under: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Views: 1,208
Posted: 04/14/2005
Dan Naturman - Gay Men Have More Sex
Dan Naturman's butt is exit-only.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 3,851
Dan Naturman - Death Penalty
At least with the death penalty you get a last meal.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), sex (1269), food (790)
Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 2,214
Dan Naturman - High-Maintenance Girls
High-maintenance girls are worth it -- if you've got it.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (649)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,739
Dan Naturman - Doctors
Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,721
Dan Naturman - Nice Car
A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,561
Dan Naturman - JetBlue Airlines
JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (630)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,356
Dan Naturman - Racist Dating
Racism is alive and well in America.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,139
Dan Naturman - High-Maintenance Girls
High-maintenance girls are worth it -- if you've got it.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (649)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,739
Reggie McFadden - Pornos
Every man's fantasy is to be alone with naked women.
Tags: Reggie McFadden (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 12/14/98
Views: 2,642
Dan Naturman - Gay Men Have More Sex
Dan Naturman's butt is exit-only.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 3,851
Marc Maron - Renting Porn
"Citizen Kane" is a great way to balance "Dirty Debutantes."
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 227
Richard Jeni - Red Wine and PMS
Red wine and PMS is a witch's brew.
Tags: Richard Jeni (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 05/05/02
Views: 1,767
Ron White - Homosexuality
We're all gay to some extent.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 13,002
Dan Naturman - Computer Skills
In most jobs, you've got to be computer literate.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), sex (1269), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 844
Bob Oschack - Renting Pornography
Bob Oschack is "Jerk Happy Bob."
Tags: Bob Oschack (10), sex (1269), movies (549)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 3,391
John Caparulo - Behind the Porn Scenes
John always watches his porn on mute.
Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), gay/homosexual (622)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 12,459
Aries Spears - RoboCop Sex Scene
Having sex with RoboCop would hurt.
Tags: Aries Spears (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 05/19/05
Views: 3,569
