Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
Filed under: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Views: 1,721
Posted: 04/14/2005
Dan Naturman - Gay Men Have More Sex
Dan Naturman's butt is exit-only.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 3,851
Dan Naturman - Death Penalty
At least with the death penalty you get a last meal.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), sex (1269), food (790)
Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 2,209
Dan Naturman - High-Maintenance Girls
High-maintenance girls are worth it -- if you've got it.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (649)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,733
Dan Naturman - Nice Car
A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,556
Dan Naturman - JetBlue Airlines
JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (630)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,356
Dan Naturman - Going to the Movies Alone
There's nothing worse than a chatterbox friend in a movie theater.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,203
Dan Naturman - Racist Dating
Racism is alive and well in America.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,139
Dan Naturman - JetBlue Airlines
JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (630)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,356
Dan Naturman - Gay Men Have More Sex
Dan Naturman's butt is exit-only.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 3,849
Dan Naturman - High-Maintenance Girls
High-maintenance girls are worth it -- if you've got it.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (649)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,732
Dan Naturman - Nice Car
A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,556
Dan Naturman - Job Interviews
The hardest part about the corporate world is the interview.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (388)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,085
Dan Naturman - Michael Jackson
If Michael Jackson is guilty, he's certainly not your average child molester.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (649)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 926
Dan Naturman - Going to the Movies Alone
There's nothing worse than a chatterbox friend in a movie theater.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,203
Gary Valentine - Nitrous Oxide
If you haven't tried the nitrous oxide, order it -- it's delicious.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 1,106
Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss Pills
Lenny Clarke recently lost 135 pounds.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 742
Dan Naturman - Weird Families
When you're a little kid, you never realize you're family's weird because they're all you know.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 279
