At least with the death penalty you get a last meal.
Filed under: Dan Naturman (12), sex (1269), food (790)
Views: 2,212
Posted: 11/08/2001
Dan Naturman - Gay Men Have More Sex
Dan Naturman's butt is exit-only.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 3,851
Dan Naturman - High-Maintenance Girls
High-maintenance girls are worth it -- if you've got it.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (649)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,736
Dan Naturman - Doctors
Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,721
Dan Naturman - Nice Car
A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,558
Dan Naturman - JetBlue Airlines
JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (630)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,356
Dan Naturman - Going to the Movies Alone
There's nothing worse than a chatterbox friend in a movie theater.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,206
Dan Naturman - Racist Dating
Racism is alive and well in America.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,139
Todd Barry - The Death Penalty
Prisons have to have color TVs.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), TV (536), crime (412)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 814
Dan Naturman - Computer Skills
In most jobs, you've got to be computer literate.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), sex (1269), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 839
Bobby Slayton - The Death Penalty
Bug problem? Kill the bugs and leave them out as an example.
Tags: Bobby Slayton (5), kids (828), music (710)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 291
Bob Odenkirk - Prison Life
After about 40 minutes, Bob found himself growing comfortable with prison life.
Tags: Bob Odenkirk (7), sex (1269), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,550
Dan Naturman - Gay Men Have More Sex
Dan Naturman's butt is exit-only.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 3,851
Ted Alexandro - Prison
Ted has decided that he wants to go to prison.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 2,005
Otis Lee Crenshaw - He Almost Looks Like You
Otis puts the romance back in prison sex.
Tags: Otis Lee Crenshaw (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 04/17/03
Views: 2,358
Dan Naturman - Michael Jackson
If Michael Jackson is guilty, he's certainly not your average child molester.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (649)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 926
Howard Kremer - How to Kidnap a Midget
Get a hot slice of pizza and put it in the trunk of your car.
Tags: Howard Kremer (7), health (956), food (790)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 1,402
Nathan Trenholm - Quick Wit
Nathan Trenholm uses his quick wit to keep him out of fights.
Tags: Nathan Trenholm (2), sex (1269), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 188
