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Dan Naturman

Dan Naturman began performing stand-up comedy several years ago in, believe it or not, law school. By the time graduation rolled around Dan decided to devote himself to performing full time. Comedy, he discovered, was his true calling. Besides, his grades weren't that good and no one would hire him. Dan is always irked about something, whether it be the high cost of dating or the demanding customers at the ice cream parlor where he once worked. Dan's charming combination of self-deprecation and downright grouchiness has earned him spots on several late night television shows such as "Late Show with David Letterman" and "Late Nite with Conan O'Brien" as well as club appearances across the country. He has been featured on NBC's "Last Comic Standing 2". Dan lives in New York City.
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Dan Naturman - Swingin'

Getting Freaky

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Posted: 04/15/05
Views: 4,285

Dan Naturman - Gay Men Have More Sex

Dan Naturman's butt is exit-only.

Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1284)

Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 3,891

Dan Naturman - Death Penalty

At least with the death penalty you get a last meal.

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Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 2,268

Dan Naturman - Interviewing

No Time to Change

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Posted: 04/15/05
Views: 2,260

Dan Naturman - High-Maintenance Girls

High-maintenance girls are worth it -- if you've got it.

Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (657)

Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,812

Dan Naturman - Doctors

Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.

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Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,730

Dan Naturman - Nice Car

A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.

Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1005)

Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,621

Dan Naturman - JetBlue Airlines

JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.

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Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,367

Dan Naturman - Going to the Movies Alone

There's nothing worse than a chatterbox friend in a movie theater.

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Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,260

Dan Naturman - Racist Dating

Racism is alive and well in America.

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Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,151

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Dan Naturman: Old Girlfriend

Last night, I had sex with my old girlfriend -- not my ex-girlfriend, mind you, my old girlfriend. She's 72, 73, something like that.

Posted: 11/08/2001

Dan Naturman: Last Meal on Death Row

Sometimes I wonder, what would I get for my last meal? Probably Mexican food because it's my favorite food. It makes you a little gassy, but so...

Posted: 11/08/2001

Dan Naturman: Airplane Movie Safety

Last time I was on JetBlue, there was a dude next to me who looked a little suspicious. I was nervous. He was watching a movie, though; so I'm...

Posted: 04/14/2005

Dan Naturman: New York Chicks

You New York chicks are high-maintenance... I'm not saying you're not worth it, I'm saying I ain't got it.

Posted: 04/14/2005

Dan Naturman: Gift Certificates

I've never understood the concept of the gift certificate because for the same $50 bucks, [my friend] could've gotten me $50 bucks.

Posted: 04/14/2005

Dan Naturman: Calculator Watch

Nothing says 'Friday night at home alone' like a calculator watch. 'How long has it been since I've gotten laid? Let me calculate.'

Posted: 04/14/2005

Dan Naturman: A Nice Car

A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. I've found with a '96 Geo, you're not getting the top-quality booty.

Posted: 04/14/2005

Dan Naturman: At a Job Interview

Here's an example of something you never say at a job interview: 'Can I have my resume back? It's my only copy.'

Posted: 04/14/2005

Dan Naturman: Alumni Calls

You spend like a $100 grand in tuition, and you think you're done with them. Then for the rest of your life, they're calling up asking for money....

Posted: 04/14/2005

Dan Naturman: Dad Gives the Talk

He sat me down, and he's like, 'OK, Dan, you're going off to college. You're going to be living away from home, in a dorm, surrounded by beautiful...

Posted: 04/14/2005

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