My parents are getting old and sick. I think I might have to
put them in a nursing home. I feel really bad, though, because I live with my parents...
Posted: 03/03/2005
I took this girl to dinner, and I heard that women like it when
you order for them, so I was like, 'I'll have the special, and she's not getting...
Posted: 03/03/2005
When I was eight years old, I had to do a science project, but
my dad just did it for me. I didn't contribute at all. I think the teacher kind of...
Posted: 03/03/2005
Today was a sad day. We had to pull the plug on my grandmother
'cause I needed the outlet for my laptop.
Posted: 03/03/2005
My grandfather was actually a Holocaust survivor, and you can
tell that it really affected him because to this day, he still will not walk into a...
Posted: 03/03/2005
I would give my left nut for a really nice guitar. I don't
actually play the guitar, but I have three testicles.
Posted: 03/03/2005