Driving a car in Manhattan will change your life.
You can tell if a mover is legit if he's got a picture of his butt crack on his ID card.
I went to the Carnegie Deli, and I had one of the celebrity sandwiches. I had the Joe Franklin, and what they do is they serve the dressing on the...
I was gonna join this fraternity, but they make you do crazy stunts, so I had to swallow five live goldfish to join -- and I tried. I swallowed...
We practice safe sex. We practice really safe sex. The other night during sex, we had a fire drill.