My slogan would be, "If we can't kill rednecks, let's make them want to leave."
Filed under: Dan Cummins (12), Indecision 2008 (638),
Views: 5,045
Posted: 01/10/2008
Dan Cummins - Cockadoodle
Half-cocker spaniel, half-poodle, all bad idea.
Tags: Dan Cummins (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821),
Posted: 01/04/08
Views: 99,731
Dan Cummins - Interview
I wanted to close my show by murdering one audience member.
Tags: Dan Cummins (12), interview (2828), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 01/04/08
Views: 24,138
Dan Cummins - Plan
Dan Cummins knows how to make America stronger.
Tags: Dan Cummins (12), America (446), violence (304)
Posted: 01/11/08
Views: 14,193
Dan Cummins
Money can't buy happiness? That's a lie!
Tags: Dan Cummins (12), money (865), South Beach Comedy Festival (29)
Posted: 01/23/07
Views: 8,090
Dan Cummins
I wanna kick Tommy Johnagin in the taint.
Tags: Dan Cummins (12), interview (2828), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 01/02/08
Views: 7,589
Dan Cummins - Vegetarians
Dan is far from being a vegetarian.
Tags: Dan Cummins (12), food (804), marriage (581)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 6,534
Dan Cummins
Three Starbucks within two blocks. Good start.
Tags: Dan Cummins (12), Jesus (270), Christian (122)
Posted: 01/23/07
Views: 6,383
Dan Cummins - Miner
The miracle miner can now speak.
Tags: Dan Cummins (12), George W. Bush (2037), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 5,908
Dan Cummins - Interview
I wanted to close my show by murdering one audience member.
Tags: Dan Cummins (12), interview (2828), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 01/04/08
Views: 24,138
Dan Cummins - Miner
The miracle miner can now speak.
Tags: Dan Cummins (12), George W. Bush (2037), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 5,908
Dan Cummins - Helping the Homeless
Dan does nice things for homeless people.
Tags: Dan Cummins (12), religion (776), alcohol (496)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 4,085
Dan Cummins - Unhappy Father's Day
Dan writes greeting cards.
Tags: Dan Cummins (12), animals (791), parents (525)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 3,776
Dan Cummins - Vegetarians
Dan is far from being a vegetarian.
Tags: Dan Cummins (12), food (804), marriage (581)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 6,534
PolitiBits - Brian Posehn
My friends will tell me about Rove stuff, and I'll shut off.
Tags: Brian Posehn (19), Indecision 2008 (638),
Posted: 12/06/07
Views: 6,573
Lewis Black - Candidate vs. Comic
What's the difference between a candidate and a comic.
Tags: Lewis Black (320), Indecision 2008 (638),
Katt Williams - Government Pimps
The government says sh*t to you and doesn't explain it.
Tags: Katt Williams (21), Iraq (1073), Indecision 2008 (638)
Posted: 09/04/08
Views: 71,536
PolitiBits - Jo Koy
There is nothing about politics that I know. I live in America.
Tags: Jo Koy (30), Barack Obama (971), Indecision 2008 (638)
