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Dan Cummins - Vegetarians

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Dan is far from being a vegetarian.

Filed under: Dan Cummins (12), food (790), marriage (575)

Views: 6,500

Posted: 08/03/2006

Dan Cummins - Cockadoodle

Half-cocker spaniel, half-poodle, all bad idea.

Tags: Dan Cummins (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821),

Posted: 01/04/08
Views: 99,731

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I wanted to close my show by murdering one audience member.

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Posted: 01/04/08
Views: 24,118

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Dan Cummins knows how to make America stronger.

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Posted: 01/11/08
Views: 14,193

Dan Cummins - Pop-ups

Dan hates pop-ups.

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Posted: 08/04/06
Views: 9,802

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Money can't buy happiness? That's a lie!

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Posted: 01/23/07
Views: 8,085

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I wanna kick Tommy Johnagin in the taint.

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Posted: 01/02/08
Views: 7,198

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Three Starbucks within two blocks. Good start.

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Posted: 01/23/07
Views: 6,355

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The miracle miner can now speak.

Tags: Dan Cummins (12), George W. Bush (2037), Live at Gotham (293)

Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 5,900

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My slogan would be, "If we can't kill rednecks, let's make them want to leave."

Tags: Dan Cummins (12), Indecision 2008 (640),

Posted: 01/10/08
Views: 5,029


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