Dan is far from being a vegetarian.
Half-cocker spaniel, half-poodle, all bad idea.
I wanted to close my show by murdering one audience member.
Dan Cummins knows how to make America stronger.
Money can't buy happiness? That's a lie!
I wanna kick Tommy Johnagin in the taint.
Three Starbucks within two blocks. Good start.
The miracle miner can now speak.
My slogan would be, "If we can't kill rednecks, let's make them want to leave."