Dan does nice things for homeless people.
Half-cocker spaniel, half-poodle, all bad idea.
I wanted to close my show by murdering one audience member.
Dan Cummins knows how to make America stronger.
Money can't buy happiness? That's a lie!
I wanna kick Tommy Johnagin in the taint.
Dan is far from being a vegetarian.
Three Starbucks within two blocks. Good start.
The miracle miner can now speak.
My slogan would be, "If we can't kill rednecks, let's make them want to leave."