Sometimes even one line can be too hard to remember during an audition.
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Views: 4,098
Posted: 02/05/2004
D.C. Benny - Unagi
Eel has the power to give men a new sense of sexual potency.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 2,909
D.C. Benny - Louwanda
Just don't bring her home hungry.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 2,258
D.C. Benny - Food in Italy
Italians are so passionate about their food.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 1,769
D.C. Benny - New York City Subway
When they make the announcements, it's like they could be saying anything.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 1,513
D.C. Benny - Toilet Analysis
A New York super can spend an hour analyzing why a toilet broke.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 1,483
D.C. Benny - Going to the Dentist
Is the dentist sure all the bleeding has nothing to do with the metal hook in his hand?
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 1,469
D.C. Benny - German Shepherd
Being Jewish and owning a German Shepherd is not a good mix.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), animals (783), imitations (770)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,465
Paul Mecurio - Garbage Canning
Paul's mother digs through other people's trash looking for good garbage.
Tags: Paul Mecurio (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (664)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 1,201
Wanda Sykes - Bad Sitcoms
There are a lot of bad sitcom ideas out there.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), TV (536), work/office (388)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 2,001
Maria Bamford - Dr. Sister
Maria Bamford's sister is a very successful doctor.
Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 5,074
Louis C.K. - Getting Fired
Louis C.K. gets fired from a bad fast food job.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 2,876
Stand-Up: Pete Lee - Passive-Aggressive Mascot
Pete is a mascot.
Tags: Pete Lee (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (664)
Posted: 02/13/09
Views: 2,261
Mike Birbiglia - Joey Bag of Donuts
Mike's brother got him a busboy job.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (38), family (664), growing up (450)
Posted: 02/08/08
Views: 3,236
Dom Irrera - Honesty
A barber can't tell clients that they are human sloths.
Tags: Dom Irrera (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 07/18/00
Views: 1,852
Christian Finnegan - Stories
Christian's pet peeve is a pointless story.
Tags: Christian Finnegan (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)
Posted: 03/10/05
Views: 4,716
Eugene Mirman - Found iPod
It was so nice of Eugene to return that iPod to the person who lost it.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (388)
Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 3,388
Mike Birbiglia - Fat Tuesdays
Fat Tuesdays is not a comedy club.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (388)
Posted: 02/07/08
Views: 16,377
