Being Jewish and owning a German Shepherd is not a good mix.
Filed under: D.C. Benny (10), animals (783), imitations (770)
Views: 1,462
Posted: 01/14/2001
D.C. Benny - I'm Gonna Cut You Good
Sometimes even one line can be too hard to remember during an audition.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (664)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 4,093
D.C. Benny - Unagi
Eel has the power to give men a new sense of sexual potency.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 2,897
D.C. Benny - Louwanda
Just don't bring her home hungry.
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Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 2,251
D.C. Benny - Food in Italy
Italians are so passionate about their food.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 1,762
D.C. Benny - New York City Subway
When they make the announcements, it's like they could be saying anything.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 1,505
D.C. Benny - Toilet Analysis
A New York super can spend an hour analyzing why a toilet broke.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 1,474
D.C. Benny - Going to the Dentist
Is the dentist sure all the bleeding has nothing to do with the metal hook in his hand?
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 1,463
Jeff Marder - Two Hemispheres
Two brain hemispheres, two microphones.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), animals (783), religion (770)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 209
Greer Barnes - Jewish High School
Greer plays one hell of a dreidel game.
Tags: Greer Barnes (11), sex (1269), ethnic (813)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 4,196
Richard Lewis - Crazy Waldo
Crazy Waldo gets married for the fifth time.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), religion (770), family (664)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 204
Richard Lewis - Asthma Not Included
Richard dreads the idea of his own action figure.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), kids (828), imitations (770)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 38
Jason Andors - Living at Home
It's only cool to live with your mom if you're Italian.
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Posted: 12/20/01
Views: 447
Andy Kindler - The Right Religion
Everyone claims that their religion is right.
Tags: Andy Kindler (28), money (852), religion (770)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 453
Andy Kindler - Hitler in Color
Jewish people are both obsessed and repulsed by Hitler.
Tags: Andy Kindler (28), religion (770), movies (549)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 540
Richard Lewis - Cable Television
Cable is where television is at right now.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), religion (770), TV (536)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 71
Sandra Bernhard - Dateline
Sandra divulges Stone Phillips' darkest secrets.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (36), men/women (987), food (790)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 175
Rob Weinstein - Camping
It is hard to tell if a rodent is Irish in the dark.
Tags: Rob Weinstein (2), food (790), animals (783)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 334
