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Over the last 10 years, D.C. Benny has become one of the best known stand-up comics in New York. His laid back act is a mixture of stories, characters, and improvisation that cracks up people of all backgrounds. He is a regular performer at The Comic Strip, The Comedy Cellar, The Nuyorican, The Boston Comedy club, and has opened for Bernie Mac, Margaret Cho, Jeff Foxworthy, and The Fugees. He has been seen on "Showtime at the Apollo," "Friday Night Videos" (4 appearances), "Comedy Central's Premium Blend," and the "Chris Rock Show." He has also appeared on "Law and Order," "Now and Again," "The Cosby Show," and the upcoming feature film "Five Nights In Brooklyn."

Recently he has written for the MTV music video awards and the Latino animated series, "La Familia."

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Dan CumminsSanta Monica - yeah! $10 well drinks - boo!! How fucking dare you.1:56 AM Today

Russell PetersBTW.... Larry King said "Somebody Gonna Get A Hurt Real Bad" I wish I had it recorded!!!1:50 AM Today

Russell PetersThe Larry King went GREAT!!! I thought I was gonna bomb but it turned out to be a good gig!!!1:45 AM Today

robert kellyRT @danecook: At Hooters in Raleigh. Have not been here in years. Wings and tits. Yum! - im getting grilled chicken yaaaaa - kill me!12:38 AM Today

Dan CumminsTo quote Randy Newman, "I love LA". Scoped out Santa Monica - can't wait to live here!!!!12:34 AM Today

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Rhys DarbyBought some comics, went to the gym and now enjoying a drop of refreshing apple cider before dinner. Last ChCh show tonight...11:55 PM Nov 7th

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DC Benny - On the Train

The spit seat

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DC Benny - Super Supers

Shape of a coat rack!

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D.C. Benny - I'm Gonna Cut You Good

Sometimes even one line can be too hard to remember during an audition.

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Posted: 02/05/04
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D.C. Benny - Unagi

Eel has the power to give men a new sense of sexual potency.

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Posted: 02/05/04
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D.C. Benny - Louwanda

Just don't bring her home hungry.

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Posted: 02/05/04
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D.C. Benny - Food in Italy

Italians are so passionate about their food.

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Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 1,765

D.C. Benny - New York City Subway

When they make the announcements, it's like they could be saying anything.

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Posted: 02/05/04
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D.C. Benny - Toilet Analysis

A New York super can spend an hour analyzing why a toilet broke.

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Posted: 02/05/04
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D.C. Benny - Going to the Dentist

Is the dentist sure all the bleeding has nothing to do with the metal hook in his hand?

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Posted: 02/05/04
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D.C. Benny - German Shepherd

Being Jewish and owning a German Shepherd is not a good mix.

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Posted: 01/14/01
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D.C. Benny: Neighborhood Fortune Teller

In the neighborhood where I live, there's a fortune teller. I had never been there, so I decided that I was gonna go. It was such a scam. Lady had...

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Posted: 01/14/2001

D.C. Benny: Tai Chi in the Park

Yesterday morning, I was in the park; I saw this old man doing tai chi. I was like, 'That is beautiful.' Then I look closer, and it wasn't an old...

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Posted: 01/14/2001

D.C. Benny: Looking Up Gay

My brother -- he's 17 -- he calls me up, and he's like, 'I'm gay.' I was like, 'What?' I had the thesaurus out. I'm like, 'You mean festive, right?...

Tags: sex (2376), men/women (1714), family (349)

Posted: 01/14/2001

D.C. Benny: Recent Trip to Jamaica

My most recent trip was to Jamaica. That was cool. I had a good time. I got stopped at customs, though. The lady was like, 'Are you bringing any...

Tags: travel (276), drugs (178), flying (96)

Posted: 01/14/2001

D.C. Benny: German Shepherd

I'm Jewish, and I have a German Shepherd. That's a bad combination 'cause he's always looking at me, like he's thinking about the good old days.

Tags: animals (947), religion (506), history (110)

Posted: 01/14/2001

D.C. Benny: American Cab Drivers in Pakistan

There's a lot of Pakistani cab drivers. I wonder if you go to Pakistan, if all the cab drivers are American, and all the Pakistani guys mess with...

Tags: ethnic (427), international affairs (349), work/office (325)

Posted: 02/05/2004

D.C. Benny: At the Dentist

I had to go to the dentist -- very scared of the dentist. I go into the office, and I'm waiting. A little kid comes out, and he's crying. The...

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Posted: 02/05/2004

D.C. Benny: New York City Supers

I think supers have super powers -- like the power to disappear anytime there's some stuff that needs to be done. Like they hear you coming:...

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Posted: 02/05/2004

D.C. Benny: Bikes on the Train

Sometimes people bring bikes on the train. Like, it's a bike -- go ride it. What are you -- cheating in a race?

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Posted: 02/05/2004

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