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Cristela hates skinny girls.
Cristela hates the skinny.
Cristela muses on Texas.
God doesn't check IDs.
UFO catching with Carlos.
What ever happened to Jack and Diane?
Cristela used to be little; now she is huge.
Cristela Alonzo likes watching the late night phone sex commercials on television.
Cristela's a party animal.