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God doesn't check IDs.
Cristela hates the skinny.
Cristela muses on Texas.
UFO catching with Carlos.
What ever happened to Jack and Diane?
Cristela used to be little; now she is huge.
Cristela Alonzo likes watching the late night phone sex commercials on television.
Cristela's a party animal.
Cristela hates skinny girls.
Kids have an urgency to play.
Andi tried to fit in with the other campers on her family vacations.
People who are adopted shouldn't feel insecure about themselves.
John used to blackout all the time.
Breaking up is complicated.
Tom Sharpe practiced kissing on a mirror.
Ritalin is like heroin for kids.
Marianne Sierk is flattered when her co-worker calls her a pretty, thin bimbo with no common sense.