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Cristela used to be little; now she is huge.
Cristela hates the skinny.
Cristela muses on Texas.
God doesn't check IDs.
UFO catching with Carlos.
What ever happened to Jack and Diane?
Cristela Alonzo likes watching the late night phone sex commercials on television.
Cristela's a party animal.
Cristela hates skinny girls.
It's hard to find a reliable motel gynecologist.
In October, thin girls have to put their shirts back on. And then what are they gonna do? Talk?
Artie Lang was a fat coke head.
Lenny Clarke hates running into people from high school.
People put a lot of strange things up their asses.
You know it's bad when you're Spanish, sitting in Spanish Class, and cheating off the Chinese kid.
There's no use asking the dumb kids for answers.
People who think it's hard to finish college in three years assume that you finished with a degree.