311 sinks Craig's battleship.
Heavy metal shows can get crazy.
Massive age and language differences don't get in the way of true love.
House music sucks when you're drunk.
Girls love 80s parties so much they'll go to any 80s party anytime. Even if it's being thrown by a terrorist.
Chris doesn't have much to show MTV's "Cribs."
Nobody ever talks about being the ugly one in drunken hookups.
Sherry has a mental penis.
Chip's girlfriend doesn't know who her father is.
Dave's girlfriend thinks he's ugly.
Flight attendants used to be good looking.
