I met a guy in a bar, which is generally not a good idea.
That's like going grocery shopping when you're hungry and you bring home stuff that you...
Posted: 01/31/2000
I have a 14-year-old daughter. I had her when I was five.
Posted: 01/31/2000
How much does MapQuest suck? I got so burned by MapQuest. Last
weekend, just for the hell of it, I typed in my address, 76th Street, and that I...
Posted: 06/10/2004
I married a lawyer, which I know sounds very impressive. Every
girl dreams, when they grow up, they're gonna marry a doctor, marry a lawyer. But...
Posted: 06/10/2004
I have a gay sister, which has been great for me 'cause my
parents have now forgiven me everything. At this point, if I brought home a dwarf with a...
Posted: 06/10/2004
I can't do anything too spiritual. As soon as it gets
spiritual, I think there's gonna be Kool-Aid at the end and we're all gonna die.
Posted: 06/10/2004
Why do we need 24 handicapped parking spaces at Home Depot?
Could we just talk about this? If a guy can spackle his bathroom, lay pipe and put up...
Posted: 06/10/2004
This is my second marriage, and I have a kid from my first
marriage 'cause I like souvenirs.
Posted: 06/10/2004
In some ways, all men are the same. For example, why do you all
like to have sex first thing in the morning? Do we smell good first thing in the...
Posted: 06/10/2004
I know where my daughter is every night. She's with her
friends. They come to my house, they go in her room, they close the door, and they light...
Posted: 06/10/2004