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Cory Kahaney

Cory Kahaney doesn't write her own act anymore, but thanks to her precocious teenage daughter and her irritating relatives she never lacks material. Cory may be best known as one of the "final five" on this summers surprise hit "Last Comic Standing" (NBC). Other TV credits include "Last Call with Carson Daly" (NBC), multiple appearances on "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn", Joy's comedy corner on "The View" (ABC), "Politically Incorrect" (ABC), as well as Comedy Centrals' "USO Tour" & "Premium Blend".

Cory was featured in this years "Just For Laughs" festival in Montreal. Her one-person show "Having it all and other Myths" premiered at the 1999 US Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen. "Having it all and other Myths" was later produced as a half hour special for HBO, which lead to development deals with Warner Brothers and CBS. Cory returned again in 2000 to the Aspen Comedy Arts Festival as a featured stand up. She is also active in the "NYC Friars Club."

Cory came to comedy after an extensive career in food, or more accurately, NYU acting school, which qualified her for nothing else. She started out as a waitress, then a chef, and ended up a catering manager. Cory went on to earn an advanced culinary degree from La Varenne in Paris; and worked in some of Manhattan's best hotels.

You can always catch Cory on stage in New York City at Caroline's, The Comic Strip, Stand Up New York and The Gotham Comedy Club.

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Cory Kahaney - Second Marriage

Why do men like to have sex first thing in the morning?

Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 2,645

Cory Kahaney - Sex Questions

Sixty-nine is just rude.

Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 2,315

Cory Kahaney - Trouble

Cory's daughter got in trouble for saying, "F."

Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 2,224

Cory Kahaney - Teenagers

These days, the media always tries to tell you how to raise your kids.

Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 1,302

Cory Kahaney - Saying "F"

Cory gets in trouble for her daughter's foul mouth.

Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 01/31/00
Views: 1,160

Cory Kahaney - Lawyer

Cory married the only lawyer in America with a conscience.

Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 1,017

Cory Kahaney - Hip Hop

All white teenagers in New York City want to be Eminem.

Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 869

Cory Kahaney - Marrying Rich

Bald can be beautiful if you want to marry a rich man.

Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 01/31/00
Views: 789

Cory Kahaney - Save the Children

Cory Kahaney hates Shashumba.

Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), family (667), TV (543)

Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 770

Cory Kahaney - Sister

Cory's sister gets people out of Burma.

Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), gay/homosexual (633)

Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 705

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Cory Kahaney: Save the Children

I'm watching TV with my father late at night 'cause he doesn't sleep. And you know that commercial for 'Save the Children'? The one that comes on...

Posted: 05/11/2004

Cory Kahaney: Burned by MapQuest

How much does MapQuest suck? I got so burned by MapQuest. Last weekend, just for the hell of it, I typed in my address, 76th Street, and that I...

Posted: 06/10/2004

Cory Kahaney: Lawyer Husband Rip-Off

I married a lawyer, which I know sounds very impressive. Every girl dreams, when they grow up, they're gonna marry a doctor, marry a lawyer. But...

Posted: 06/10/2004

Cory Kahaney: Gay Sister

I have a gay sister, which has been great for me 'cause my parents have now forgiven me everything. At this point, if I brought home a dwarf with a...

Posted: 06/10/2004

Cory Kahaney: Spiritual Yoga

I can't do anything too spiritual. As soon as it gets spiritual, I think there's gonna be Kool-Aid at the end and we're all gonna die.

Posted: 06/10/2004

Cory Kahaney: Handicapped Parking at Home Depot

Why do we need 24 handicapped parking spaces at Home Depot? Could we just talk about this? If a guy can spackle his bathroom, lay pipe and put up...

Posted: 06/10/2004

Cory Kahaney: From My First Marriage

This is my second marriage, and I have a kid from my first marriage 'cause I like souvenirs.

Posted: 06/10/2004

Cory Kahaney: In the Morning

In some ways, all men are the same. For example, why do you all like to have sex first thing in the morning? Do we smell good first thing in the...

Posted: 06/10/2004

Cory Kahaney: Daughter's Friends

I know where my daughter is every night. She's with her friends. They come to my house, they go in her room, they close the door, and they light...

Posted: 06/10/2004

Cory Kahaney: 69 Is Rude

I don't really think anybody gets off properly in 69. Matter of fact, I think 69 is rude. It's rude. It's like saying to someone, 'Listen, we're...

Posted: 06/10/2004

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