I know how it is -- you're too scared to ask for what you want.
You take a girl out, spend all your money, get that little kiss on the cheek at the...
Posted: 12/31/2000
If you have ever received anything besides love and affection
for your body, you're a hooker.
Posted: 12/31/2000
I guarantee, you're gonna have to get out of your house. I know
it's your house and you bought it, but what you don't realize is that's her...
Posted: 12/31/2000
I'm not like the average guy. I don't want a woman with hopes
and dreams. How are we going to have a productive relationship and you believe in...
Posted: 12/31/2000
Fellas, if you want to look at the cute girl, all you've got to
do is talk bad about her, then you can look at her all you want.
Posted: 07/21/2005
If I ain't getting none, you have a $10 date spending limit. I
mean, you got enough for a couple of drinks. You can have a ball at the Dollar Store.
Posted: 07/21/2005
Breaking up is not an easy thing to do for some people. I've
got breaking up down to a science. I remember I wanted to get rid of this one girl --...
Posted: 07/21/2005
Ladies, if you're out on a date with a guy you haven't slept
with, please, keep your conversation to an absolute minimum. Because ain't nobody...
Posted: 07/21/2005
Ladies, I want you to know that erection problems in most cases
are just misunderstandings. There's probably nothing wrong with the guy at all....
Posted: 07/21/2005
We don't need Viagra; we need variety.
Posted: 07/21/2005