Fellas, if you want to look at the cute girl, all you've got to
do is talk bad about her, then you can look at her all you want.
Posted: 07/21/2005
I know how it is -- you're too scared to ask for what you want.
You take a girl out, spend all your money, get that little kiss on the cheek at the...
Posted: 12/31/2000
If you have ever received anything besides love and affection
for your body, you're a hooker.
Posted: 12/31/2000
I guarantee, you're gonna have to get out of your house. I know
it's your house and you bought it, but what you don't realize is that's her...
Posted: 12/31/2000
I'm not like the average guy. I don't want a woman with hopes
and dreams. How are we going to have a productive relationship and you believe in...
Posted: 12/31/2000
If I ain't getting none, you have a $10 date spending limit. I
mean, you got enough for a couple of drinks. You can have a ball at the Dollar Store.
Posted: 07/21/2005
Breaking up is not an easy thing to do for some people. I've
got breaking up down to a science. I remember I wanted to get rid of this one girl --...
Posted: 07/21/2005
Ladies, if you're out on a date with a guy you haven't slept
with, please, keep your conversation to an absolute minimum. Because ain't nobody...
Posted: 07/21/2005
Ladies, I want you to know that erection problems in most cases
are just misunderstandings. There's probably nothing wrong with the guy at all....
Posted: 07/21/2005
We don't need Viagra; we need variety.
Posted: 07/21/2005