Fellas, if you want to look at the cute girl, all you've got to
do is talk bad about her, then you can look at her all you want.
Posted: 10/30/2008
If I ain't getting none, you have a $10 date spending limit. I
mean, you got enough for a couple of drinks. You can have a ball at the Dollar Store.
Posted: 10/30/2008
Breaking up is not an easy thing to do for some people. I've
got breaking up down to a science. I remember I wanted to get rid of this one girl --...
Posted: 10/30/2008
Ladies, I want you to know that erection problems in most cases
are just misunderstandings. There's probably nothing wrong with the guy at all....
Posted: 10/30/2008
Ladies, if you're out on a date with a guy you haven't slept
with, please, keep your conversation to an absolute minimum. Because ain't nobody...
Posted: 10/30/2008
We don't need Viagra; we need variety.
Posted: 10/30/2008
You know that special classroom back in grammar school? They've
got them everywhere. You know, the special ed -- the room that only has, like,...
Posted: 10/30/2008
You got your number two girl: that's normally that real cute
chick that thinks she's number one. What she don't realize is all she got on you is a...
Posted: 10/30/2008
Ladies out here in the dating game, I want you to know that if
you are over 30, still talking about men ain't no good -- it's you, baby.
Posted: 10/30/2008
I know how it is -- you're too scared to ask for what you want.
You take a girl out, spend all your money, get that little kiss on the cheek at the...
Posted: 10/30/2008