What do you say when your wife puts you on the phone with the cat?
They don't tell you what happens if you drink four energy drinks.
Only certain people know what it's like to pray for a "D."
Smokers have more fun than non-smokers.
Sometimes you feel like being chased -- you can't always ask your wife to do that.
During the SARS epidemic, it wasn't a good time to go anywhere near Asia.
If it weren't for his friend Jason's blond hair and blue eyes, he and Clinton Jackson could be friends.
As a kid, Clinton Jackson used to cut class a lot.