If it weren't for his friend Jason's blond hair and blue eyes, he and Clinton Jackson could be friends.
They don't tell you what happens if you drink four energy drinks.
Only certain people know what it's like to pray for a "D."
Smokers have more fun than non-smokers.
What do you say when your wife puts you on the phone with the cat?
Sometimes you feel like being chased -- you can't always ask your wife to do that.
During the SARS epidemic, it wasn't a good time to go anywhere near Asia.
As a kid, Clinton Jackson used to cut class a lot.