Only certain people know what it's like to pray for a "D."
They don't tell you what happens if you drink four energy drinks.
Smokers have more fun than non-smokers.
What do you say when your wife puts you on the phone with the cat?
Sometimes you feel like being chased -- you can't always ask your wife to do that.
During the SARS epidemic, it wasn't a good time to go anywhere near Asia.
If it weren't for his friend Jason's blond hair and blue eyes, he and Clinton Jackson could be friends.
As a kid, Clinton Jackson used to cut class a lot.