I was opening a show for Huey Lewis once, right? We get to this
venue; the last big act that was there before the Huey Lewis show was Clint Black....
Posted: 05/20/2004
The interesting thing about our mix -- being that I'm black and
she's Japanese -- people say, 'Y'all are gonna have some beautiful children.' I...
Posted: 05/20/2004
You're not gonna win, but that's all you're thinking about is
winning, right? You don't even think about the fact that the game is impossible:...
Posted: 05/20/2004
I never talk to our cat, and our cat certainly never talks to
me. So I don't know why my wife is compelled to put the cat on the phone when I call...
Posted: 05/20/2004
A friend of mine is 30 years old, and she's marrying a guy
who's 19. I think it could work, yeah -- and if they're smart, they'll plan the wedding...
Posted: 05/20/2004
You go to Las Vegas now, they've got penny slot machines. Yeah,
penny slot machines. First of all, if you are gambling and you've gotta get change...
Posted: 05/20/2004
They put these one-time use cameras out on the tables. I
thought that was a great idea -- 'til they got them pictures back, realized only them...
Posted: 05/20/2004
I'd be the only dad keeping his kids home from school to teach
me how to get to the next level on a video game.
Posted: 05/20/2004
I wasn't a bad kid, but I wasn't a good student, you know what
I mean? My mind was just always elsewhere. Even at my high school graduation, I...
Posted: 05/20/2004
I was tired, so I got me one of them energy drinks... They tell
you they give you a boost, give you energy, right -- give you wings? Yeah, if you...
Posted: 05/20/2004