Q: What's the first joke you ever wrote?
A: My uncle refuses to use the blinker in his car
because he doesn't want to wear out the blinker mechanism.
Q: What is the source of your sense of humor?
A: The human condition.
Q: In school, were you the class clown or quiet nerd?
A: 10% clown, 90% nerd.
Q: Is it better to be feared or loved on your way up the comedy ladder?
A: 50/50.
Q: Your stardom: a karmic inevitability or old fashioned luck?
A: Stardom?
Q: What's the first joke you ever wrote?
A: My uncle refuses to use the blinker in his car
because he doesn't want to wear out the blinker mechanism.
Q: What is the source of your sense of humor?
A: The human condition.
Q: In school, were you the class clown or quiet nerd?
A: 10% clown, 90% nerd.
Q: Is it better to be feared or loved on your way up the comedy ladder?
A: 50/50.
Q: Your stardom: a karmic inevitability or old fashioned luck?
A: Stardom?
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