Why do we stay with these life-sucking vampires?
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Views: 58,698
Posted: 02/14/2009
Christopher Titus - Parenting
Talking baby talk is teaching your kids a language nobody knows.
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Christopher Titus - The End of the World
The world may end, but it'll probably only kill 3 billion of us.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), Iraq (1073), America (446)
Posted: 03/13/07
Views: 38,575
Christopher Titus - Dysfunctional Families
Dad collected step-mothers.
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Posted: 01/09/06
Views: 20,483
Christopher Titus - Armageddon
Now's not the time to have kids.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), Live at Gotham (332), Osama bin Laden (163)
Posted: 04/19/06
Views: 19,962
Christopher Titus - Killing Your Spouse
We've all been in long term relationships and thought about killing the other person.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 10,797
Christopher Titus - The End of the World
Christopher had a baby right before 9/11, and the world since then is terrifying.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 4,955
Christopher Titus - That Magical Age
Christopher's daughter has turned into a witness for the prosecution.
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Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 4,680
Christopher Titus - Black People and White People
Christopher found out that white people are the reason blacks and whites don't get along.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), ethnic (814), wars (467)
Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 4,072
Christopher Titus - Formal Apology
Someone should take responsibility and apologize for slavery.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), ethnic (814), America (446)
Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 5,842
Christopher Titus - On Behalf of Whitey
Christopher apologizes to Native Americans for not leaving them the hellhole that is Texas.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), ethnic (814), audience interaction (303)
Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 3,873
Christopher Titus - September 11
Christopher swore to his 16-day-old baby that things had been fine just two weeks ago.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), kids (841), family (667)
Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 1,615
Christopher Titus - Sergeant Pepper
When four huge soldiers told Christopher to go meet Sergeant Pepper, he had to comply.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), religion (776), TV (543)
Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 3,447
Christopher Titus - Fatherly Advice
Christopher's father always told him to "step up or step aside."
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), kids (841), music (727)
Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 2,472
Christopher Titus - British Security
British security let a man in a Batman costume climb Buckingham Palace.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), ethnic (814), America (446)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 4,227
