Why do we stay with these life-sucking vampires?

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Posted: 02/14/09
Views: 58,713

Gas better get cheap pretty effin' fast.

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Talking baby talk is teaching your kids a language nobody knows.

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The world may end, but it'll probably only kill 3 billion of us.

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Posted: 03/13/07
Views: 38,577

Pope John Paul didn't die; he pre-boarded.

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He survived three years on Fox; there is a God.

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Unbuggable

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Posted: 01/09/06
Views: 21,923

Dad collected step-mothers.

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Posted: 01/09/06
Views: 20,484

Now's not the time to have kids.

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Posted: 04/19/06
Views: 19,964