The government is sending $400 billion to Iraq just to hang one guy.
Filed under: Christopher Titus (22), George W. Bush (2037), Iraq (1073)
Views: 1,865
Posted: 03/17/2007
Christopher Titus - Why We Stay
Why do we stay with these life-sucking vampires?
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), dating (656), marriage (581)
Posted: 02/14/09
Views: 58,698
Christopher Titus - Parenting
Talking baby talk is teaching your kids a language nobody knows.
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Christopher Titus - The End of the World
The world may end, but it'll probably only kill 3 billion of us.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), Iraq (1073), America (446)
Posted: 03/13/07
Views: 38,575
Christopher Titus - Dysfunctional Families
Dad collected step-mothers.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), family (667), marriage (581)
Posted: 01/09/06
Views: 20,483
Christopher Titus - Armageddon
Now's not the time to have kids.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), Live at Gotham (332), Osama bin Laden (163)
Posted: 04/19/06
Views: 19,962
Christopher Titus - Smart Daughter
Christopher's daughter has gotten smart enough to ask him really hard questions.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), George W. Bush (2037), Iraq (1073)
Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 3,386
Christopher Titus - The Iraq War
Christopher did a show in Fallujah for a roomful of marines with guns.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), George W. Bush (2037), Iraq (1073)
Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 1,968
Christopher Titus - Black People and White People
Christopher found out that white people are the reason blacks and whites don't get along.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), ethnic (814), wars (467)
Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 4,072
Christopher Titus - Sergeant Pepper
When four huge soldiers told Christopher to go meet Sergeant Pepper, he had to comply.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), religion (776), TV (543)
Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 3,447
Christopher Titus - Killing Your Spouse
We've all been in long term relationships and thought about killing the other person.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 10,797
Christopher Titus - The End of the World
Christopher had a baby right before 9/11, and the world since then is terrifying.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 4,955
Christopher Titus - That Magical Age
Christopher's daughter has turned into a witness for the prosecution.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 4,680
Christopher Titus - Pedophilic Priests
The Catholic Church could clean up its act with a few pedophile crucifixions.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), religion (776), imitations (772)
Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 2,933
Christopher Titus - Formal Apology
Someone should take responsibility and apologize for slavery.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), ethnic (814), America (446)
Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 5,842
Christopher Titus - On Behalf of Whitey
Christopher apologizes to Native Americans for not leaving them the hellhole that is Texas.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), ethnic (814), audience interaction (303)
Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 3,874
