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Chris Porter

Originally from Kansas City, MO, Chris Porter is a 27 year old comedian based in Los Angeles. Chris has been a comic for the past 8 years and was recently seen on Comedy Central's Live Tour and heard on such radio shows as the Bob and Tom Show. Chris appeared on Comedy Central's LIVE AT GOTHAM, during the summer 2006.

When not in Los Angeles, Chris performs around the country, spreading his wealth of Midwest knowledge to those who seek it.

Originally from Kansas City, MO, Chris Porter is a 27 year old comedian based in Los Angeles. Chris has been a comic for the past 8 years and was recently seen on Comedy Central's Live Tour and heard on such radio shows as the Bob and Tom Show. Chris appeared on Comedy Central's LIVE AT GOTHAM, during the summer 2006.

When not in Los Angeles, Chris performs around the country, spreading his wealth of Midwest knowledge to those who seek it. [LESS]

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PolitiBits: Change, or More of the Same?

Politics: no matter how you shuffle the deck, it's always the same card.

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Posted: 01/01/00
Views: 92,219

PolitiBits: The Right Man for the Job

Barack Obama is half-black and half-white, so he represents Halle Berry.

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Posted: 01/01/00
Views: 53,529

Chris Porter - Honking in Traffic

Chris rarely gets pissed off in traffic.

Tags: Chris Porter (7), Comedy Central Presents (1779), driving (263)

Posted: 02/27/09
Views: 28,834

Chris Porter - Liver Limits

Chris remembers a date when he tested his liver limits.

Tags: Chris Porter (7), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (904)

Posted: 02/27/09
Views: 7,304

Chris Porter - Showering

There's rocks in that sh*t!

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Posted: 02/27/09
Views: 5,112

Chris Porter - Being Single

Chris Porter wants to promote the penis.

Tags: Chris Porter (7), sex (904), dating (611)

Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 4,898

Chris Porter - Controlled Substances

It isn't easy to drink without smoking cigarettes.

Tags: Chris Porter (7), alcohol (359), drugs (347)

Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 3,912

Chris Porter - Condoms

Buying condoms at Costco is a proud moment.

Tags: Chris Porter (7), sex (904), Live at Gotham (242)

Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 3,802

Chris Porter - Interview - Chris' Path

This is a lot better than college.

Tags: Chris Porter (7), Comedy Central Presents (1779), exclusives (50)

Posted: 02/27/09
Views: 2,253

Chris Porter: Mushroom

I don't have a joke about mushrooms, just some advice: do 'em -- seriously.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Chris Porter: Penis Slogans

The penis needs to have an ad campaign. Like, 'It's what's for dinner.' Or 'Have it your way.' Or 'Is it in you?'

Posted: 10/30/2008

Chris Porter

It's hard to drink and not smoke -- it is. If you don't know what it's like, it's like trying to poop and not pee. It's hard.

Posted: 10/30/2008