Heroin addicts applaud by slapping their veins.
Chris' grandmother doesn't understand instant replay.
My grandma always says that she never gets any phone calls. So, for her birthday, I put one of those 'How's my driving?' bumper stickers on her...
I'm always afraid I'm going to get in trouble. I've been like that forever. I remember being 16, trying to get into an R-rated movie. My heart...